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50 hour day
Scoientifically justified lengthened celebration | |
Celebration days (birthdays, anniversaries, bank holidays, days off, etc) should be reckoned to be happening as long as some legal territory in the world recongises that date. Effectively this means that each day lasts 50 hours, from +14 to -12 time zones.
Tuesday lunchtime: Its my birthday! You owe
me a drink
All day wednesday: hic.
Thursday morning: Its still my birthday. Feck off and do what I tell you you ungrateful runt.
Thursday afternoon: I feel sick. But its still my birthday so feck off.
Tidal locking
https://en.wikipedi.../wiki/Tidal_locking
WKTE [8th of 7, Apr 21 2020]
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Office staff with sequential birthdays won't be office staff
long. |
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This also makes it harder to miss a birthday, as it will still
be the individual's special day as you re-lace their shoes for
them in the police station waiting room. |
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If you choose a planet (like Mercury) that's tidally locked to its primary, your "day" can go on for a very like long time... |
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<Points reproachfully at sub-heading/> |
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