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It seems we're well on our way to printing out the
simplest of body organs these days using live cell
tissues. But let's say your recipient is an Orthodox Jew?
Do these piles of cells have a soul at all? How could they?
Golem lives!
A soul injector is needed. This is a specialized printing
head that has never touched any pork, does not contain
mixed fabrics, and is micro-etched with the Star of
David using a laser that carries a digital signal of the
theme song from 'Soul Train.'
One day we'll simply start printing people as an
alternative to
pregnancy and birth...
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"It's so good I accidentally printed myself again last week. Now we just argue about who's going to take out the rubbish, so it does have its downsides" |
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Sorry to vear off, but does this mean that if someone decided to change faiths they could hypothetically have what amounts to their own foreskin reattached? |
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// printing people as an alternative to
pregnancy and birth // |
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Unfortumately the pigments weren't time-
stable … |
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What happens if you want to print breast tissue? |
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I thought this would be some kind of musical device for producing better performances using poor quality equipment. |
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// This is some kind of Matrix printer isn't it ? // |
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For an additional fee, you could have your organs themselves imprinted with your choice of a selected number of iconographies or signatures, like those grains-of-rice signers. Want the text of the Bible encoded on your heart? No problem! |
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// What happens if you want to print breast tissue?//
I don't know about you but I would become highly excited. |
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