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2001 Galaxy Bar is a pure matt black bar of chocolate,
devoid of dividing lines or any other surface feature.
The outer wrapper is equally inscrutable, consisting of a
foil lined white tray style carton, that must be slid open
to
reveal the perfection of the naked chocolate bar lying
within.
Sit
back and enjoy as "Also Sprach Zarathustra" plays in
the
background.
Advertising slogan: contains 100% dark matter
Galaxy Chocolate
https://en.m.wikipe.../Galaxy_(chocolate)
[xenzag, Dec 12 2018]
Monolith scene
http://2001.wikia.c...nolith_12_and_3.jpg
[xenzag, Dec 12 2018]
Sophistry
https://en.wikipedi...ophist#Modern_usage
Commonplace, particularly in the media. [8th of 7, Dec 12 2018]
2001: The breakfast cereal
2001_3a_20The_20breakfast_20cereal
Big Cereal Corp.'s lawyers will be in touch [hippo, Dec 18 2018]
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You forgot to mention that the block has sides in the ratio 1:4:9. |
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Thanks for the added detail. |
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You could sell bags of little chocolate hominids to go with it. |
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Will it be homogeneous, or will the inside be full of stars ? |
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Only eating it determines that, by collapsing the
wave function. |
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//contains 100% dark matter// |
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Dark Matter = we don't know what it is, or if it is. |
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When an accountant is reconciling accounts, if at the end
he finds he has an unexplained amount extra in the bank or
an unexplained deficit he'll put that figure in the
appropriate side of the books & label it "unknown".. this is
the physicists equivalent of that. |
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So what you're saying is not only "contents
unknown", but also "may not contain contents" |
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What you see is what you think you see. |
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We tort we taw a puddy tat ... |
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//What you see is what you think you see// |
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<tries to figure out if that's some sort of quasi existential
comment on how the brain/eye stuff works/> |
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Naah, it's just sophistry. |
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Hence the origin of the word sophisticated. |
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... which is also a synonym for "corrupt". |
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I was going to suggest incorporation of Vantablack in the
packaging or even coating the chocolate bars themselves,
but apparently it may not be safe. It seems like carbon
nanotubes would be inert enough, but I can see where
having large numbers of microscopic needles in your body
might not be the best thing. |
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Enjoy your full croissant! |
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