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To make the poor bagpipes a bit more attractive for some
people, I propose that the Playboy Bunnies get out of the
mansion and have a naked parade each cuddling their own
set
of bagpipes. There will actually be kazoos stuck into the
mouthpieces, so that when they blow - you will hear a
terrible
kazoo sound, but no bagpipe music.
Now you can associate bagpipes with large breasted,
attractive, naked women. This mind association will
eventually lessen your fear and loathing of bagpipes.
See comments for NSC Theory
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[hippo, Sep 19 2014]
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+ this will improve the world |
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Technically speaking, they won't be bunny girls if they are not wearing the daft outfit, as it's that which gives them the name.... |
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Even with the mimetic nature of octopus skin bagpipes, it's not going to help as octopuses have no idea what a rabbit looks like. |
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So, I suggest a breeding program to give rabbits gills, to feel more at home in coral reefs. |
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OK, they can wear the bunny ears! |
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Wouldn't a fully inflated bagpipe (or Scottsman's friend) prove an impenetrable shield of virtue, like a whining boyfriend, and induce yet more resentment? |
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I don't know the answer to that [4and20] but I did
edit the title as it made reference to naked
bagpipes. |
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//This mind association will eventually lessen your fear and loathing of bagpipes// |
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A dangerous idea that I'm personally against, it may backfire, the association might cause you to loath them as much as you do bagpipes instead. |
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<ponders momentarily how this might cut down on competition for aforementioned large breasted, attractive, naked women> |
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Ah... hang on a bit... actually on careful mature consideration I'm fully in favour of this idea. |
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<shuffles surreptitiously into corridor & dials phone> |
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'Hey [doc], you remember those bagpipe cancelling headphones of yours don't you... well, was wondering if you had any in stock, & if you ever finished the design for the glasses to go with them?' |
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Well, at least it's not in other:general. Funny how my standards have changed over the years. |
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And that's impossible. Scotchmen don't have
any friends. The nearest they can get to a
friend is another drunk they just haven't
punched yet. |
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We are unable to endorse this idea, apart
from the bit about breeding rabbits with gills,
which is worthy of an idea in its own right. |
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As an interim, it might be possible to breed
rabbits with very long tubular ears that
function as schnorkels. |
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<decides not to mention tartan rabbit
bagpipes> |
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Will the bagpipe play if drenched by an ice bucket
challenge? |
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(I didn't read the idea yet...) |
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I was thinking more of a tartan so garish it might repel mosquitoes. My own clan's tartan just happens to function exactly like camouflage when placed against a typical highland landscape. |
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8th has forgotten to do the "In today's news, a Scotsman lost all his luggage at Euston station, when the cork fell out." joke. |
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//large breasted, attractive, naked women//
Well, if you find a chest full of silicon implants attractive, I suppose...<has sudden thought & rushes off to post the most appalling idea ever> |
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Hmm, funny you should mention that, but returns to
the silicone spiral, models get silicone, upload
photos, people buy pc`s/tablets/whatever (which
contain silicone) and view photos...so most of the
economic activity of the last decade of the 20th
century was silicone driven. |
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You had me at (naked) [+] |
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//Well, if you find a chest full of silicon implants attractive// |
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Silicone wasn't specified, just large, small would do equally well for me. |
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So what [Grog] said, just add //attractive// (which is obviously a factor that varies according to taste) ;) |
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How did I miss this? It's like a red light flashing for fun. Yes, yes, let's get them dolled up and get those push-up bras on. Whoo-hooo. + |
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Immediate bun, but I'd be fine with them playing actual
bagpipes as well (provided they can play, of course). Sadly,
bagpipe music is like mead; you either like it or you don't,
and no amount of exposure will change that. |
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Actually, exposure to enough mead at any one time will
make most anything enjoyable. |
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So let me get this straight.
Fake breasted cosmetecly (inhancesed) imbicilic octogenerian screwing psycopaths... With bagpipes? |
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Let me get this straight [Ekrano] - English is not your native
language? |
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Don't take it to heart, i'm just messing around :) |
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This sort of cheap gimmick reminds me of the NSC Theory - that is, the theory that any idea is improved through the addition of "Naked Scuba Chicks" (see link). |
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The girls are cheap to hire out! |
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"They were playing bagpipes? I didn't notice." |
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