h a l f b a k e r yOn the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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+ this will improve the world |
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Technically speaking, they won't be bunny girls if they are not wearing the daft outfit, as it's that which gives them the name.... |
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Even with the mimetic nature of octopus skin bagpipes, it's not going to help as octopuses have no idea what a rabbit looks like. |
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So, I suggest a breeding program to give rabbits gills, to feel more at home in coral reefs. |
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OK, they can wear the bunny ears! |
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Wouldn't a fully inflated bagpipe (or Scottsman's friend) prove an impenetrable shield of virtue, like a whining boyfriend, and induce yet more resentment? |
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I don't know the answer to that [4and20] but I did
edit the title as it made reference to naked
bagpipes. |
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//This mind association will eventually lessen your fear and loathing of bagpipes// |
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A dangerous idea that I'm personally against, it may backfire, the association might cause you to loath them as much as you do bagpipes instead. |
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<ponders momentarily how this might cut down on competition for aforementioned large breasted, attractive, naked women> |
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Ah... hang on a bit... actually on careful mature consideration I'm fully in favour of this idea. |
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<shuffles surreptitiously into corridor & dials phone> |
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'Hey [doc], you remember those bagpipe cancelling headphones of yours don't you... well, was wondering if you had any in stock, & if you ever finished the design for the glasses to go with them?' |
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Well, at least it's not in other:general. Funny how my standards have changed over the years. |
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And that's impossible. Scotchmen don't have
any friends. The nearest they can get to a
friend is another drunk they just haven't
punched yet. |
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We are unable to endorse this idea, apart
from the bit about breeding rabbits with gills,
which is worthy of an idea in its own right. |
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As an interim, it might be possible to breed
rabbits with very long tubular ears that
function as schnorkels. |
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<decides not to mention tartan rabbit
bagpipes> |
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Will the bagpipe play if drenched by an ice bucket
challenge? |
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(I didn't read the idea yet...) |
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I was thinking more of a tartan so garish it might repel mosquitoes. My own clan's tartan just happens to function exactly like camouflage when placed against a typical highland landscape. |
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8th has forgotten to do the "In today's news, a Scotsman lost all his luggage at Euston station, when the cork fell out." joke. |
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//large breasted, attractive, naked women//
Well, if you find a chest full of silicon implants attractive, I suppose...<has sudden thought & rushes off to post the most appalling idea ever> |
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Hmm, funny you should mention that, but returns to
the silicone spiral, models get silicone, upload
photos, people buy pc`s/tablets/whatever (which
contain silicone) and view photos...so most of the
economic activity of the last decade of the 20th
century was silicone driven. |
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You had me at (naked) [+] |
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//Well, if you find a chest full of silicon implants attractive// |
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Silicone wasn't specified, just large, small would do equally well for me. |
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So what [Grog] said, just add //attractive// (which is obviously a factor that varies according to taste) ;) |
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How did I miss this? It's like a red light flashing for fun. Yes, yes, let's get them dolled up and get those push-up bras on. Whoo-hooo. + |
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Immediate bun, but I'd be fine with them playing actual
bagpipes as well (provided they can play, of course). Sadly,
bagpipe music is like mead; you either like it or you don't,
and no amount of exposure will change that. |
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Actually, exposure to enough mead at any one time will
make most anything enjoyable. |
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So let me get this straight.
Fake breasted cosmetecly (inhancesed) imbicilic octogenerian screwing psycopaths... With bagpipes? |
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Let me get this straight [Ekrano] - English is not your native
language? |
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Don't take it to heart, i'm just messing around :) |
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This sort of cheap gimmick reminds me of the NSC Theory - that is, the theory that any idea is improved through the addition of "Naked Scuba Chicks" (see link). |
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The girls are cheap to hire out! |
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"They were playing bagpipes? I didn't notice." |
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