Here for realism when I'm visiting unimagineable places. Here for imagination when realism fails.

[Aug 11 2012, last modified Sep 17 2014]

10 items or more (+1, -1)
10K light-speed metre relay (-3)
Accent Scrubber (+2, -1)
Accordion buttons (+1, -1)
Adaptive watch (+1, -1)
Ads in numbers (+4, -1)
All-Weighted Clothing (+3, -1)
Alphabet soup encryption (-1)
AM/PM Lifeline (+3, -1)
Animal Fit test (+1, -2)
Ball-peen hammer (+7, -1)
Base relief (-1)
Bean and grain sieves (+1, -1)
Bear Lee Bear (+1, -1)
Beaver shot (+1, -2)
Belly button lint trap (+1, -1)
Berating scale (+3, -1)
Biatch ringpiece ring (+1, -4)
Bladder bandage (+3, -1)
Blood fluke celluvores (-2)
Buried bluetooth (+3, -1)
Camera-on-o-String (+2, -1)
Cancer in The Can (+3, -2)
Cell phone orchestra (+4, -1)
Chase coupler (+1, -1)
Cheese noise (-2)
Clip-on Everything (+1, -1)
CO2 battery (+2, -3)
Coined Colourization (+1, -1)
Collection boxing gloves (-1)
Combinatorial thing math (+1, -1)
Cook-progressed microwave (-1)
Corner COVID with cats (+2, -1)
Cronkers (-1)
Disaster spider (+5, -1)
Dissolving wedding ring (-3)
DNA donor ring (+2, -1)
Dog Disc Golf (-1)
Ebook shelfie printer (+4, -1)
Elderly adoptees (+1, -1)
Emoji breasts (-1)
Exactly Here (+2, -2)
Expressiveness catalogue (+1, -1)
Extinguisher clock alarm (+4, -1)
Fan killers (+2, -1)
Fireoffs (+3, -1)
Fly-Repellent Designs (-1)
Form factor cat milker (+2, -1)
FQ (-2)
Ghostscripts (+3, -2)
Gravimeter phones (+4, -1)
Gymnastic race diving (-1)
Hairday Hygrometer (+3, -1)
Hoover Race Wars (+1, -1)
Household gun licence (-6)
Inflatable Air showerbed (-1)
Inflatable progress display (+9, -1)
Is he really dead? (+2, -1)
Jezebel's Day (+5, -2)
Kill camera (+4, -1)
Kineticult (+6, -1)
Know-it-all tax (-2)
Landmark Diags (-1)
Life-saving sharks (+3, -1)
Liquid maracas (+3, -1)
Litter box Roomba (-1)
Longevity race (+2, -3)
Macramé with jumping beans (+2, -1)
Maglev car switching (+2, -1)
Master Bate's Official Bed Counter Vibrator (-2)
Medical conviction (+1, -1)
Microscopic toilet (+2, -4)
Miniature football (+2, -1)
Mirmake sunglasses (-1)
Model Dog Man (+3, -2)
Mouse in the mirror (+1, -1)
Mouse sex farm (+1, -4)
Musicfeed (+1, -1)
Mute maker (+1, -1)
My Camo is Me (-1)
Nomadic cabbages (+2)
Orphan toy registry (+1, -1)
Pants in the family (+2, -1)
Pay-per-view dating (-2)
PEI Kitty Litter (+1, -2)
PEI vacuum bags (-1)
Pet Collar Car Alert (+2, -1)
Portable fake pothole (+4, -1)
Pretty fans for men (+4, -1)
Print extruder (+3, -1)
Propinquity Net (+1, -1)
Public Urination campaign (+2, -3)
Pullunders (-1)
Realtime laugh tracking (-1)
Regional aircraft airdrop systems (-1)
Repellent cars (+4, -1)
Russian doll family travel dummies (-2)
SCBA CO2 offset (-2)
Scientific Role Play (+3, -2)
Screen History (+3, -1)
Shardzset (+1, -1)
Skinnable wallpaper (+7, -1)
Slightly less biased news (+7, -1)
Smelly asphalt (+4, -2)
Spice dispenser (+2, -1)
Sport dog collars (+5, -2)
Standardized colours for door handles (+4, -1)
Superbug boiler (+1, -1)
Superman sling (+3, -1)
Survey Psyops (-2)
Tabs reload + report changes (+2, -1)
The Bra-panty (-2)
The Living Chair (+2, -1)
The nofinger notest (-1)
Thought experiment (+4, -2)
Tiered royalty (-3)
Top-o-the-action (+5, -1)
Treeline chancers (+2, -1)
Trees not headstones (+4, -1)
Twist-wash toilet exits (+3, -2)
Underwater Aeolian harp (+2, -1)
Unemployed politicians (+1, -5)
Vertical Breadcrumbs (+1, -1)
Who farted? (+2, -1)
Yummy Flush (+1, -3)

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