In 1979, immigrant women flying into the UK's largest airport were subject to the "two-finger virginity test". This, we hope, is no longer in practice, although it has become necessary to regulate against it.

Given cultural conditions in the UK, the regulations must also be updated to keep male employees away from the (male) anus. "Not 1 finger" will be the name of a protest song produced by Elton John.

If fact, any man of legal age at the airports will be outlawed from the cock and balls.
-- 4and20, Feb 03 2022

A bird in the hand https://edition.cnn...intl-cmd/index.html
[4and20, Feb 03 2022]

[marked-for-deletion] I smell troll.
-- Voice, Feb 03 2022


People will also be outlawed from fingering trolls.
-- 4and20, Feb 03 2022



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