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elite sparrow sqaudron   (+2, -1)  [vote for, against]
E.S.S. for short

these birds can be deployed just before the bear squad is deployed with special made vests and gas masks. the vests have a container of whatever compressed gas that you want them to spray and has a delay of five seconds so that the cops dont get it on them. these birds are trained to come back 1/2 an hours after being released so that the compressed gas has plenty of time to leave its container.
-- hamheart, Jun 07 2008

hmmm.

A murder of crows?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 07 2008


You'd be better off with a bigger bird. Maybe a gassowary.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 07 2008


[Maxwell], your not reffering to the Spray-Modified Elite Gassowary Squadron, are you?

... The infamous "S.M.E.G.S"
-- MikeD, Jun 07 2008


You'd have to be fairly Gullible to Swallow an idea like this ....
-- 8th of 7, Jun 07 2008


Agreed, [8th], agreed.

... [+]

Ah! GULLible and SWALLOW. I got it, now.
-- MikeD, Jun 07 2008


I do work for a super-elite group within the spray-modified elite gassowary squadron, that have been hormonally enhanced ... the Spray-Modified Elite Gassowary - Hormonally Enhanced Aerial Division.

That's right. I work for S.M.E.G.H.E.A.D.s
-- MikeD, Jun 07 2008


I think the canary-in-a-coalmine syndrome would put paid to this.

And it would be amusing to train a kestrel or a brace of Harris hawks to take down your brave flyers.

R.A.P.T.O.R. - the bad guys in charge of that plan. What the hell would that stand for?
-- normzone, Jun 07 2008


This idea is for the birds.
-- Voice, Jun 08 2008



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