I can't stand the damn things, so I envision a device which rests in your shirt pocket and is at the ready when you need to know the truth. Let's say you've met somebody in a nightclub. You give a human subject an embrace, and the device does a quick ultasound scan of the subject's bosom area, then a small display indicates either "normal" or "fake". I haven't figured out how to remotely detect the saline types yet, but I believe the silicone types are easily detected with ultrasound.-- musicator, Aug 19 2003 I've got two breast implant detectors already. One on each arm.-- DeathNinja, Aug 19 2003 [Mumu] - I think you could develop your own echosounder location abilities with a little practice. Loud, high pitched sounds rebound differently from an implant than from a normal human breast. This has the advantage of being done at a distance, so you need not run the risk of approaching an implant. I suggest you make some facsimile implants, mount them on a mannikin across the room, then practice different loud, high pitched sounds until you hit the frequency that sounds different on the rebound. You could surreptitiously practice this in a bar or coffeeshop as well.-- bungston, Aug 19 2003 // I can't stand the damn things //
That seems an odd thing to say, considering you are unable to determine their presence, and need a device to tell you. What, you just hate the idea of them?-- waugsqueke, Aug 19 2003 I agree with waugs. If you can't tell then why do you care? --- mrthingy, Aug 20 2003 <sigh> what waugs said. <signed a human subject>-- po, Aug 20 2003 I read this as "breast implant compactor". Which I guess just might be the same thing. But what waugs and po said. And UnaBubba, for that matter.-- DrCurry, Aug 20 2003 Yeah, and [Curry], too...-- k_sra, Aug 20 2003 I feel so left out.-- bungston, Aug 20 2003 since saltwater is heavier than water and fat is lighter then it might be possible to do some hot tub research comparing breast bouyancy-- davidcreede, Aug 20 2003 what bung said.-- po, Aug 21 2003 What [thumbwax] would say if he read this.-- angel, Aug 21 2003 *blushes* flattery will get you everywhere.
Since one tit-head after another showed up for summer break, I stopped titting around, as it was a tit boring seeing titchy-brained ideas go tits-up.-- thumbwax, Aug 21 2003 *would* you have said that, angel?-- po, Aug 21 2003 Maybe not in those *exact* words.-- angel, Aug 21 2003 Well, if I hadn't said that, I'd have said what DeathNinja said. Me think DeathNinja funny.-- thumbwax, Aug 21 2003 Mmmm, tatas-- DeathNinja, Aug 21 2003 What [bungston] said.-- k_sra, Aug 21 2003 What [DeathNinja] said (recently).-- snarfyguy, Aug 22 2003 What [UnaBubba] didn't say.-- PeterSilly, Aug 22 2003 Oh,my!-- k_sra, Aug 22 2003 What [MrBurns] meant, but didn't want to say.-- angel, Aug 22 2003 what I thought but on consideration kept my big mouth shut.-- po, Aug 22 2003 What [I shoulda] said.-- k_sra, Aug 22 2003 What [Pericles] won't say because she thinks everyone's entitled to do whatever they please with the package God put them in.-- Pericles, Aug 22 2003 What [Pericles] wont say.-- Shz, Aug 22 2003 What [jutta] would say if she saw this list.-- methinksnot, Apr 04 2006 <feeling [bigsleep]'s new breasts> Are you sure these are due to the hormone treatment and not to overeating and lack of exercise? </f[bg]'snb>-- methinksnot, Apr 04 2006 I'll still respect you in the morning [biggie].-- methinksnot, Apr 04 2006 random, halfbakery