A mortsafe is a metal cage that is fitted over the grave of the deceased, to prevent grave robbers digging up the body and selling it to medical schools for research... but I digress.

For the individual concerned that an arch-nemesis might wish to urinate upon his/her grave after death we have come up with an electrified mortsafe, to dissuade such err... "precipitate" action.

A couple of sensors to detect the sounds of urination; maybe one to pick up the presence of urea in the liquid and a shocking realisation descends upon the miscreant micturator.

Also useful to prevent dogs and monkeys performing the same evil deed upon your final resting place.
-- UnaBubba, Apr 10 2012

...and dancing. We must prevent the grave dancing.
Welcome back.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 10 2012


If you're getting 415 volts up your wedding tackle there is little question whether you'll be dancing.
-- UnaBubba, Apr 10 2012


This would require a continuous stream would it not? If one has learned to relieve themselves in pulses it may not work...
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 10 2012


If you're willing to take that chance with 415 volts of 3-phase power, go ahead...
-- UnaBubba, Apr 11 2012


Three phase!? Well, say no more.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 11 2012


OK.
-- UnaBubba, Apr 11 2012


//uric acid// sp. urea. Birds excrete uric acid - it's mostly insoluble, and accounts for the white part of their droppings. A human who pi^Hasses uric acid is pretty messed up down there.
-- spidermother, Apr 11 2012


Fair enough. I've never actually studied the composition of human urine, I have to admit.
-- UnaBubba, Apr 11 2012


study? no. taken? often.
-- po, Apr 11 2012


You know me too well, [po].
-- UnaBubba, Apr 12 2012



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