Sqeaketh the Wheel is the name and I stayed up and racked my brain for ideas worthy of fame till morning’s sunlight came
In the winter of twenty twelve We were happy to invent and delve into ideas ripe for a bun It's a time I remember, it was fun
The night they took the HB down All the bakers were swearing The night they took the HB down Poorly, bakers were faring They went, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Sat with my wife in reverie When one day she called to me "Sqeaketh, quick, come see, There goes Tim Berners-Lee!"
Now, I don't mind posted rants and I don’t approve of helium pants You bun those you like And you leave the rest But they should never Have fish boned the very best!
The night they took the HB down All the bakers were swearing The night they took the HB down Poorly, bakers were faring They were like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like the bakers before me I will work for laughs And like that newbie below me Who failed to mend his gaffs:
He was just a sprout, proud and brave But then UB laid him in his grave I swear by the flour below my feet You can't raise a baker up When he's in defeat
Why do I keep coming here? when I’d rather go out for a beer I crave approval but my ideas suck I’m hoping this song might change my luck
The night they took the HB down All the bakers were swearing The night they took the HB down Poorly, bakers were faring They were like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.-- sqeaketh the wheel, Jun 13 2012 Nice job!-- blissmiss, Jun 13 2012 Plagiarism at its finest.-- 8th of 7, Jun 13 2012 Imitation is the sincerest form of fla-- oh, what am I saying, we all know that's bullshit. [+]-- Alterother, Jun 13 2012 [+] Yay- I love to see more hb songs!!-- xandram, Jun 15 2012 <begins slow clap>-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 15 2012 Who-- doctorremulac3, Feb 01 2023 the-- doctorremulac3, Feb 01 2023 hell-- doctorremulac3, Feb 01 2023 would-- doctorremulac3, Feb 01 2023 bone-- doctorremulac3, Feb 01 2023 this?-- doctorremulac3, Feb 01 2023 This absolutely brilliant! How did I miss it? [+]-- doctorremulac3, Feb 01 2023 random, halfbakery