Someone going ballistic should be able to purchase bullet-formed custard pies with pastry fins at the neighborhood halfbakery to accurately hit the target right on the nose.
-- FarmerJohn, Nov 21 2002

Battered Pudding Hurler http://www.thegoons...g_hurler_of_bexhill
As used by the dreaded batter pudding hurler of Bexhill? [the_jxc, Mar 14 2007]

Custard cannnon, of course.....
-- 8th of 7, Nov 21 2002


Shot-putter.
-- FarmerJohn, Nov 21 2002


laser sight or active 'nasal exhaust heat-seeking' guidance? i'd love to see someone trying to run from a pie.
-- yaffo, Nov 21 2002


Catapault, with sights
-- Micky Dread, Nov 21 2002


So, you wouldn't actually be able to eat the pie when it hit you. Are these gravity pies or anti-gravity pies?
-- Micky Dread, Nov 21 2002


[+] It's cobblerin' time!
-- jaksplat, Mar 14 2007



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