Culture: Celebrity
Brad Pitt Mows Your Lawn   (+5, -2)  [vote for, against]
Lady Gaga does some light dusting, Kim Kardashian polishes your brass

All for charity.

The highest bidder gets some big star to show up at their home wearing a shirt for their favorite charity who will be receiving all the money from the wildly overpriced job.

The media would of course be invited. Yea, it's a publicity stunt but for a good cause.

You get your lawn mowed by Brad Pitt (for about twenty thousand bucks), Brad gets to show how down to Earth he is and his favorite charity benefits.
-- doctorremulac3, Oct 08 2012

Lady Gaga spoons my septic tank for a biscuit?
-- 4and20, Oct 08 2012


We would bid for John de Lancie.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 08 2012


I think I'd die of saccharine poisoning.
-- Phrontistery, Oct 08 2012


I've got some shovelling needs doing that William H. Macy could do better than me.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 08 2012


I have an old woodchipper that Steve Buscemi could lubricate.
-- rcarty, Oct 08 2012


... Scarlett Johansson buffs your knob ...
-- hippo, Oct 09 2012


//for about twenty thousand bucks//

No sale! -
-- DrBob, Oct 09 2012


… Steven Segal cleans your clock …
-- 8th of 7, Oct 09 2012


And [8th] takes it as the highest bidder!!! Bun for anno ammo ((+))
-- xandram, Oct 09 2012



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