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A web based messaging service that allows you to create a message to your killer, which will be delivered once the service is notified of your death. In the event that you do not know in advance who your murderer will be, you can leave the recipient blank and the service will send it to the appropriate
murderer for you.
Sample Messages:
Murder
[ ] "Bet you didn't expect to hear from me again."
[ ] "Ouch! That, like, really hurt!"
[ ] "Would you like your knife back?"
[ ] "You kill me, man. No, really."
[ ] "Wish you were here."
Vehicular Manslaughter
[ ] "Sorry about your car..."
Euthanasia
[ ] "Thank you for killing me."
My Last Email
http://www.mylastemail.com
How about that... people bake the strangest things. [waugsqueke, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
And another similar site
http://www.thedeadletter.com
[bristolz, Jan 24 2005]
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[ ] I would just like to remark that on reflection, I consider your reaction just ever so slightly over the top. |
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[ ] Look, "So shoot me!", that's just a figure of speech. |
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I like [ ]"Wish you were here." |
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writeTOyourkiller.com, non? |
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Along with a message to the bastard who killed me, I would like to also sign up for the "hire a thug to go cut off their legs" option. |
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Words could not accurately convey my message from the grave. |
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[stupop] and [Rods]: The "write your killer" construction is an American usage. |
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write2yourkiller.com? Ugh. Spose they'd need to cover it, though. |
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[x] cc: the police department |
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[ ] "Boo!"
[ ] "Okay, *now* I'm mad...."
[ ] "Just so you know: I always faked it."
[ ] "I made it to Heaven and boy is God pissed with you." |
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[ ] You are gonna die, too,
some day. |
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In the case of a mass murderer, the service could save money by sending a group mail. |
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[ ] "Still looking for the 'real' killer?" |
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[ ] Okay, this is NOT what I meant by 'Blow me.' |
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[ ] NOW try to get in the last word! |
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[ ] You know the way the house creaks at night? That's me. |
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[ ] I can see my house from here! |
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[ ] I can see up your skirt from here! |
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[] care to recall how many finger prints you left in my house? |
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[ ] lets just say the police came through, and you're no OJ! |
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[ ] Drop through, whenever! |
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[ ] No, I meant a BUD light! |
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[ ] Well done! I'll have to give it an 8.6 - a little lacking in artistic merit, but nice execution. |
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Free radical:
[ ] "A litle early, weren't you?" |
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Seems rather sad if that's your only response to being murdered. I favor were-insurance, that would pay off a bounty on the killer(s) in the event of your untimely demise. |
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Who said it was the only response? |
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[ ] Your'e gonna die too, one day (Original anno) |
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I propose a spin off from this idea. |
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My name is ___________. I was a citizen of Iraq. i was killed today along with members of my family and friends, as a direct result of your attempt to 'liberate' me. I hope you are proud. |
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Sincerely, _____________. |
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maybe i should have made this a separate idea. In fact.... |
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You realize that a lot of these messages are going to be rather... acidic, yes? (+) |
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I really like this idea. I'll think of
some ideas for this later. For
now...+ |
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I dont care if this idea has been done I still think your idea is really good. |
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[ ] "I told you I was ill.." |
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...An obvious choice ...although not my own work, I must confess. |
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[ ] You can have my gun. When you pry it from my cold dead fingers! |
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And you can have my croissant, [waugs]. No prying necessary. |
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[X] "Don't look behind you."
I can't believe I never saw this one. + |
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[ ] Hey - when you get here, your room is right next to the noisy ice machine. Thought you should know. |
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I just had a thought - if you kill yourself, to whom would you send the letter? |
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I like the idea very much. |
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[ ] That was no sugar.
[ ] Beware! I'm Alive! |
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[ ] Sleep well...... If you can....... |
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[ ] Last time I died, it hurt a lot more. |
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[ ] You're getting the bill for this mailing. |
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It's a site about people writing letters from the point of view that they have already died. This is an idea about people writing letters from the point of view that they have already died - and addressing them to their murderer. Yep, no relevance. |
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I think from my best psychoanalytical perspective, [ ] was somewhat disturbed by the site, repressed what [ ] didn't like, and went into denial that such a horribly depressing site could be in any way relevant to such a comical, fun idea such as this. |
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[ ] You are *so* out of the will. |
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Im just saying, to my eyes you're cuckoo. |
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this idea always creeps me out. |
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[ ] so, I forgot your address...+ |
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