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window dressing

 curtain trousers
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Have you ever reflected that a curtain resembles a pair of pants on a clothesline? Well, the designer Jean de la Ferme has, and his fall line of women’s slacks feature colorful, voluminous examples that are even tied with a bow at the knee like a drawn curtain. Also shown are long, flowery skirts with a middle vent revealing sheer fabric, to flatteringly drape your legs.

If you protest that you don’t have room in your closet for more clothes, remember, these purchases can always be hung on the curtain rod.

—FarmerJohn, Apr 21 2004

(?) window dressing http://www.modestpa...ly%20Pantaloons.gif
These curtain trousers were not designed by Jean de la Ferme. [jurist, Oct 05 2004]

(?) "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" http://www.hrc.utex...ain/curtchoose.html
[Klaatu, Oct 05 2004]

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       fire-proof?
—po, Apr 21 2004
   

       Especially the asbestos hot pants.
—FarmerJohn, Apr 21 2004
   

       Pull them up and down with draw strings.
—skinflaps, Apr 21 2004
   

       Is that a finial in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
—phoenix, Apr 21 2004
   

       Damn, I was sure this was an idea about Amsterdam
—theircompetitor, Apr 21 2004
   

       These are a little too long for the decor. Can I get some capris instead?
—Letsbuildafort, Apr 21 2004
   

       SO not something you eat whilst computing?
—bristolz, Apr 21 2004
   

       I don't know why we don't have this already. +
—sartep, Apr 23 2004
   

       Curtains for clothes - didn't that happen in "The Sound of Music?"
—Detly, Apr 23 2004
   

       "Gone With The Wind" <link>
—Klaatu, Apr 23 2004
   

       ...I'm sure that in "The Sound of Music," Maria made clothes for the von Trapp children out of old curtains.
—Detly, Apr 23 2004
   

       Guess we are both correct.
—Klaatu, Apr 23 2004
   

       You're both right, but this isn't about making clothes out of curtains, it's making clothes that resemble curtains.
—FarmerJohn, Apr 23 2004
   

       I've got a pair of tan cottony polyestery pants that have subtle thin, verticle, less tan, lines running up and down them. They are like more casual Dockers that are as comfortable as sweat pants. (Though its a poor description) Women often come up to me and say, (sometimes in reverse order)"Those are great pants! Did you make them out of curtains?" When I first got them I was self-conscious and thought I was running into a lot of mean women. Now I just accept it as a compliment.
—Bamboo, Apr 23 2004
   
      
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