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wearable roller blades
roller blade wheels wear away as you wear them until the change of seasons when inner steel blade is exposed | |
These roller blade wheels wear away through use to expose inner
pizza cutter style ice skating wheels. The unworn portion of the
wheel stabilizes the blade for ice skating.
Possible and plausible but improbable Video of Rollerblades on Ice.
wearable_20roller_2...des/addlink#addlink
this is where I say "Ill be needing one of those rough moutherfuckers" or is it the sound of a ruffling coat [rcarty, Dec 03 2013]
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// pizza cutter style ice skating wheels // |
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...was listed under 'official cause of death' |
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I'll do a first person perspective grainy camera footage
attempt at roller blading on ice for the Internet cause of
death video. Just rollerblades on ice. |
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If you chilled the pizzas down enough, you could just use pizzas instead. Sort of pyrkete, but with mozarella. |
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As part of group,most people could have the super-frozen pizzas, with one or two with the pizza cutters, so at the end of a practice session they could cook the pizzas. And slice them. |
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Maybe skating on a great big oily, tomato and dough
covered pizza pan in bare feet. Or smashing your face into
the ice and pushing off against the cold numb surface.
Your hands slipping coldy in the tomato sauce like surface. |
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