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Instead of playing music and announcements
to people waiting for
the next available customer service assistant
to pick up their line, place them in a simple
multi-caller chat.
If different people have the same complaint about
a service, they can agree on a speaker to remain
on the line, while
the others can leave.
Waiting experts in an application-related support
line may be able to solve waiting novice's problems
without involving the customer support center
at all, reducing waiting time for everybody while
keeping themselves entertained.
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There's a danger that sad, lonely people would start calling these lines for companionship. |
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While you're waiting for Toshiba's customer service, the system lets you browse available pre-recorded FAQ answers <em>without losing your place in the queue</em>. While my problem is rarely an FAQ, at least it gives me something to do while waiting. |
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At least they could tune you to NPR or something. |
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"Wait! Put me back on hold! Garrison Keillor was just getting to the good part!" This would, of course, forfeit your place in line. |
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I think people should also be given the option, with permission of the involved parties, to listen to the questions other customers are asking. It might be the same question they called about. |
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I suspect that companies with, shall we say, "active" help desk lines would soon start getting a bad reputation if every time someone called in with a complaint they found themself chatting to half a dozen other pissed-off impatient punters.
Soothing, pleasant music is probably best. Just NOT BLOODY VIVALDI AGAIN, ALRIGHT? |
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What if you could get into line and have the operator call you back when it was your turn? That seems a whole lot easier.. you just enter a phone number into the cue. Better yet, the cue could be online (although it would be subject to a lot of spoofing, probably). You might ask for a valid product ID before accepting a phone number. |
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This will give customers excellent power over companies. Example, small ISP's used to cram alot of users in their bandwidth. When you call them complaining, the voice of the ultra sexy woman puts you on hold for 20 minutes as if asking the super expert guys they have got. Then she answers back "Sorry, you are the first one ever to complain to us with such a thing, you must have a hardware problem. Can you hold for a minute for the tech guy."
Tell me can you ? |
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Like Eeyore said, this is the telephone version of the Microsoft Knowledge Base. Let users answer their own questions - it's cheaper. |
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Mind you, it's quicker as well. That gets a bun. |
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Like Eeyore said, this is the telephone version of the Microsoft Knowledge Base. Let users answer their own questions - it's cheaper. |
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Mind you, it's quicker as well. That gets a bun. |
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As long as it's an opt-in thing, Croissant! |
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There are as has been raised, dangers in allowing too many complainers to congregate, but since we, I mean they, already congregate on message boards and at the water cooler there's not much danger of increased spread of problems. |
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