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It has always seemed to my dim brain
That body piercing equates with pain.
It’s not as if these things are pretty
But that’s not the reason for this present ditty
The tongue stud is the point of this idea
And ways to clean the mouth, the route I’ll steer
On the tip of the tongue,
a needle-sharp nail
Can with some practice, dislodge food that’s stale.
A silver tongue stud with a pointed claw
I’m quite aware of the obvious flaw.
A safety cap feature is not going missing
It’s necessary for sleep and kissing.
Double your money; don’t be a tosser
With two such studs, you could be a flosser.
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With two such studs, you could be a trois. |
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As someone who hates tongue studs I'd bone this idea, except I'm also someone who is obsessed with dental hygiene, so I'll have to bun it. I'm afraid that for some people this would be the only way to get them to "floss." Good thinking, [po]. |
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They should perhaps clean out the stud
before they put it back into their
tongue. + |
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Who can resist punching a piece of metal through their muscles? |
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not like UB to miss out!?! |
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