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Have you ever met somebody that owns, or would like to own a toilet seat warmer?
If I have I dont remember them, but i have heard of people like this, and, I believe that these people are the cause of all the fighting going on around the world.
Have you ever sat on a toilet that has had somebody
on it before you?Have you ever felt that?Because if you have, you would know the feeling that comes with knowing that some strangers bare, naked arse has say exactly where yours is sitting now.
This is where my idea comes in, it keeps the toilet seat at room tempreture (within reason) so that way people will never have to feel that feeling of discomfort [sic?] again.
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It is a well established fact on the 'bakery that anything to do with toilets or toilet furniture has already been invented by the Japanese. Haven't heard of this one though. + |
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How about making the toilet seat out of
the ceramic foam used to insulate the
shuttle? Its high thermal conductivity is
such that it always feels as if it is at the
same temperature as your skin. Hence,
the loo seat would never be chilly; nor
would its skin-temperature-feeling be
unpleasantly associated with recent
xenogluteodermal contact. |
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Low thermal conductivity. |
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Uhhhh, whoops. You're right. I was
using "high thermal conductivity" in the
sense of "low thermal conductivity". |
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Man, I have never had that happen.
They do sell heated toilet seats though..
if you had the toilet seat set hotter than
a human could warm it, you'd never
know the difference. |
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xenogluteodermal... "foreign buttcheeks"... excellent. |
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//if you had the toilet seat set hotter than a human could warm it,// my bouttocks hurt just thinking about that |
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My buttocks don't think much at all. |
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i can only assume that the people who fishboned me were the ones who were offended by my "I believe that these people are the cause of all the fighting going on around the world."remark. |
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