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some sort of additive to add to a toilet tank causing the water to softly glow in the dark. would help relieve eye strain when getting up in the middle of the night to pee.
a possible use for used reactor fuel rods?
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HOLY PROSTRATE CANCER, BATMAN!
Tan those hard to reach places! |
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[omnicognic] sp: prostate, unless you were just planning to lie there and take it. |
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Oops!, thanks for the correction, jurist. The blunder does kinda go with the tan thing though! |
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why would you want radioactive waste sitting in your toilet? |
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Why wouldn't you (a) switch on the light, or (b) sit down when getting up in the middle of the night to pee? |
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Don't get me wrong though - I'm all in favour of glowing toilet water both for the intrinsic entertainment value, and to spook my dogs when they try and drink it! |
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There are toilets in Japan that have lights to provide a target. Conveniently, they don't flush down the toilet. |
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But you'd still get that time when you hear pee hitting something but it's not the water and you flail wildly about trying to find your target. Like being lost in the desert - "I could have sworn it was over there, maybe it's over this way. Damn, that didn't even sound like the floor!" |
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'Twas a dark and stormy night
The toilet light was dim
There was a crash
And then a splash
Good G*d - s/he's fallen in! |
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I remember pissing into an ocean or lake with phosphorescence, it was most entertaining |
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//a possible use for used reactor fuel rods?// |
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hey why didn't the president think of flushing all of our radioactive waste down the toilet??? that would really fix our problem..... (sorry for the sarcasm I just couldn't help it...) |
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how about a motion sensing night light |
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big problem, bad solution, |
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