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motorised roadsweepers troll along at 3 m.p.h. holding up traffic, and picking up 5% of the rubbish in the gutter and that is their sole claim to fame. they look ugly too.
so, I propose that we add some neat little attachments to make them more useful and give them some street cred.
by holding
your hand out, in the manner of stopping a bus, they will stop and allow your sole use of their many attachments.
my suggestions begin with a shoe shining brush to buff up your shoes.
a hair dryer for those who came out in a hurry this morning.
an exercise bike for people stuck in a bus queue who fancy limbering up a wee bit.
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Howsabout adding another operator whose sole purpose is to sell children ice cream from the truck? |
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Someone walking in front with a bell shouting "Bring out your dead." |
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"What do you mean he's not dead? Yes he is!" |
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you'd probably need to lie down face downwards on the pavement or something. |
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Can I drive it for a block? Huh? Can I? Can I? |
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