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As it is the law in many countries that a person stood at a pedestrian crossing has right of way over the vehicles on the road, introducing your very own portable pedestrian crossing!
Like a carpet roll, the black and white road markings of a UK zebra crossing, that when you want to cross a road you
roll out in front of you, like your own red carpet!
You just gotta love unusefulness.
http://www.google.c...gu+portable+parking Fifth hit down. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 23 2009]
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paper is pretty light and it folds down - er, how many times? oh well a roll of wallpaper is pretty light. |
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then again, carrying a tin of white paint and a brush would be fairly cool. |
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I was going to say welcome findus, I like your fingers but I see you been here ages... |
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21, don't you ever say anything positive these days? - hmmm might start calling you 21bot! |
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// I see you been here ages...// probably waiting to cross the road. (I have my own solution to this - see separate "Chicken Crossing" idea shortly.) |
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why did the fish fingers cross the road? how strange... |
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never mind the + - its the words that matter...
actually you are not expected to do anything - go smell the roses! |
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//why did the fish fingers cross the road?// the start of a fishy tale |
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//Why did the fish fingers cross the road?// Digital evolution? <hangs head in shame> |
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As to the idea. I likes, but I'm afraid it was Chindogu-ed some time ago. [link] |
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A highly respected anthropological study* has shown that, despite the ultimate authority of [jutta], the half-bakery has at any given time exactly one (1) alpha male, who inevitably experiences his own little social/emotional micro-climate while in post. This is not necessarily a bad thing, but may mess with his head somewhat. Anyhow, relax and smell [po]'s roses. |
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*not actually written yet, and therefore impossible to rebut |
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Might be implemented with a pan/tilt paintball plotter contraption that is able to mark the street while it is in use. |
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First, attach sponges to the world's widest clown shoes. Soak them in whitewash. Then, heels together and... frog-hop! |
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Hmm... Belisha beacons anyone? |
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