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I would like to start a busines that serves mainly college students. They would be able to get a stripper to come and tutor them while dancing for them at the same time. We have to go out and find smart, hot chicks before we can start the business.
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[pashute, Mar 15 2015]
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I'm afraid no studying would get done ... at all ... |
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How about a stripper incentive program? ... better preformance in class warrants a better pole dance ... I'd like to see it here at work ... better commission sales = better strip show |
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Will there be group discounts? |
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In response to the first annotation:
Alot of studying would happen it just would not be academic. |
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She could use flash cards. |
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See: Billy Madison
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Great... now every time I think of differential equations I get a hard-on... |
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I think it could work if the stripper, well strips when a student gets a question right. If the student gets a question wrong the stripper is to anti-strip their clothes back on.
Service should be available for Male and Female students. Strippers should be hired by the learning establishment and charged by the hour... |
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silver, you studying psychology or medicine? |
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Regardless of the subject you were supposed to be learning, you'd end up studying anatomy. |
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Every time I think of microwaved ramen I get a hard-on. In college, being relatively strapped for cash, I ate a good amount of the $.12 per meal salty noodle soup. My Roommate's fiancee' was a stripper, with no qualms about home nudity. The "suite" consisted of several rooms with a shared kitchen, where she'd come to eat every evening, often completely nude, save her engagement ring. It was a bit of culture shock at first, but I very quickly got used to it (almost choked the first time she walked in like that. Damn, she was hot!) |
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[po] studying neither per se. But that doesn't mean I’m not *studying* them on an extracurricular basis... |
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Some -- EXTRA -- credit **wink-wink** |
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The stripping tutor could clip flash cards to her Naples. |
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Market it to parents of teenage kids. "Want to be sure that your kids stay home and do their homework? Our motivational supervisors will not drop hints but ..." |
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For more information please call 1-800-LEARNIT. |
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Also baked in National Lampoon's Van Wilder. And Freefall...I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. And at the same time I want to kill you. Did you ever "make a move?" |
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you know those strippers who say there only stripping to pay there way through school? |
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Still, this is probably a slightly
better idea than "stripper/driving
instructor" (Instructor: "That was
such a good left turn I'm going to
take my t-shirt off" <crash!>) |
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Could also be a problem teaching arctic survival techniques in the field! |
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" Every time I think of microwaved ramen I get a hard-on " |
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this would improve test scores |
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Many girls work as strippers/ prositutes/ porn stars to
pay for college. I think that if any of them were good
enough at their studies would elect to focus on
regular tutoring the wage for that job is more than
fair. |
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//you know those strippers who say there only stripping to pay there way through school? |
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It isn't mine... Regarding the idea, it
would be immensely helpful for medical
students studying anatomy. |
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Just a few questions: a. Is there not enough exploitation of
poor people? b. Are YOU willing to strip and lap dance for
your living? c. Do you envision your close family and friends
working at this? Mother, sisters, daughters, wife,
girlfriend... I suppose you don't have a very good
relationship with any of those. |
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// a. Is there not enough exploitation of poor people? // |
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No. That's what they're there for. |
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// b. Are YOU willing to strip and lap dance for your living? // |
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Yes, certainly. We would make a fortune lfrom the money people
would pay for us not to do this. |
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// c. Do you envision your close family and friends working at
this? // |
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"My Father prints counterfeit money,
My Mother brews synthetic gin,
My Sister sells kisses to sailors,
My God, how the money rolls in ..."
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// Mother, sisters, daughters, wife, girlfriend... // |
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"Let me tell you about my mother ..." |
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// I suppose you don't have a very good relationship with any of
those. // |
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No ... but then again, who does ? |
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This idea WOULD work if it was "strip tutoring". Answer questions
correctly, more items of clothing removed. Get it wrong, clothes
go back on and start again. Suddenly the brainy nerds are VERY
popular in class ... |
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