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never move your goats by truck again.
a sattlite communications connections allows you to herd
your goats very very far distances wtihout paying for gas.
solar powered and energy storage allows for day and NIGHT
operations.
and autonomous mode allows for continuous operation
while you
are away from the console.
goatherder also possess tazer to scare off predators and a
police 911 autodial plus 360 degree 24/7 recording camera
to document theft and call police in case of theft of goats
by human.
Basis of blade runner
http://en.wikipedia...f_Electric_Sheep%3F
Do_Androids_Dream_of_Electric_Sheep [popbottle, Aug 13 2014]
Herdmeister 9000
[pashute, Aug 14 2014]
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+ / and call police in case of theft of goats by human. / |
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Do robots dream of stealing electric goats? |
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+ but how does it work? Is it connected to the leading
goat, using some kind of persuasion technology to get
it to go the right way? Or is it an android type of
robot with legs? Or on wheels? |
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wait a minute. Were you here first, or was
Herdmeister 9000? |
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And I think we need a new category: Product::Herding
and Bagpipes |
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