h a l f b a k e r yAlmost as great as sliced bread.
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A toaster crafted in the shape of the Vatican building with beautiful detail on both sides. In between the slots for the bread is a small chamber containing some *fog juice* (atomized glycol),that when heated by the elements will produce a small puff of white smoke to be emitted when the toast is done
to perfection. (According to your favorite setting.) The toast should pop out and land on a lovely red, cloth napkin.
Desktop Vatican
Desktop_20Vatican We have a solution [DenholmRicshaw, Aug 11 2010]
Holy Toast
http://www.firebox....oly-Toast?src_t=sme Pray it works for you ... [8th of 7, Aug 11 2010]
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Excellent.... I can also think of a particularly evil alternative, that I will keep totally to myself. |
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(aside - I applied for position as Pope, but they declined my offer, though they said they would keep my details on file.) |
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An obvious next step for the faithful user of
Vatican inspired goods. |
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See shameless self plug linky. |
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An ideal accessory would be the Virgin Mary Toast Press. |
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Combining the Vatican with infernal heat--that would appeal to a certain segment. |
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Those guys at the Vatican must be smoking something. Have you *seen* what they wear? |
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I would think they could be making this toast whilst they are voting on the new pope- it might take their minds off those clothes they have to wear. (Those sleeves make excellent face wipers, in the event of too much butter.) |
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Habemus panem crescentiformum. |
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oh yeah- Pope Tart- why didn't I think of that?? good one! shucks! |
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As long as we are churning Vatican ideas.... |
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