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The BorgCo single use toaster comes in a flatback rather like a
disposable BBQ. Open the carboard lid and fold up two thin vertical
panels of thermite composition in a binder material. Place bread
between the two panels. Pull igniter tab and step back.
When the smoke has cleared, return promptly
to retrieve your
perfectly cooked toast*.
Not suitable for use indoors, outdoors, in doorways, or by anyone
over the age of 6 months.
(* Different colour preferences of toast are accomodated from Pale
Gold through to Graphite Black. Simply chose the pack whose cover
matches the desired colour).
Holy toast !
http://www.thedaily...and-the-holy-toast/
It must be true, it's in the paper ... [8th of 7, May 21 2010]
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all BBQs should operate like this. |
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All of ours do operate like this ... |
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Can there be a final charge in the base which explodes at the end of the operation, ejecting the toast? |
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Yes, on the DeLuxe version. Comes complete with single-use thermally insulated Catching Mitt. |
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Yes, we have models for bagels too. |
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Applications of thermite in the culinary arts are sadly underexplored [+] |
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or you could order toast. |
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Sounds good for a toasted cheese sandwich too.
Might take it to the office for a quick snack. Does it
make noise and produce a lot of smoke? I don's want
to disturb my working mates. |
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Should provide your Minimum Daily Requirement of iron. Not sure if there is an MDR of Al2O3. |
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Could I get mine so it also adds images? Maybe Alfred
Nobel or the Mythbuster's guys. (+) |
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Adam on one side, Jamie on the other ? Good idea ! |
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Will this set off my smoke alarm? Wait... do I care? |
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Or use C4 instead of thermite for instant transubstantiation. |
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Father, Son, and Holy Toast ? |
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Eh ? Try pressing the "F5" key ... you still on dial-up or something ? |
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Sure blame it on *my* connection. Are the Borg too proud to admit thier subspace transponders are on the fritz? |
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