h a l f b a k e r yPoint of hors d'oevre
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(assuming this hasn't been mooted already, my local library
smoothwalls HB to heck)
Smart custard, as just a bit of variety from smart water.
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Well just how smart is it? |
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On the face of it, travelling very fast, in concave receptacle form, very. |
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Custard has an IQ of between 6 and 8. |
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There was a Danish group who devised (perhaps
not in all seriousness) a set of IQ tests that could
be applied to humans, various other animals, and
inanimate objects. |
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Custard (or at least oobleck) was able to solve
questions such as "which point in this container is
the lowest?" (the custard accumulated there). It
had a higher IQ than either water or reinforced
concrete. |
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Crows came out with an IQ of 35, which means
that if humans disappear, the war for supremacy
between crows and custard will be short and
decisive. |
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I'd like to see the crows accumulating at the lowest point in a container. Not in a cruel way, mind; I'd just like to watch how they did it. |
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Reward a group of crows with more food per crow on the
bottom of a cage each time a light flashes. |
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Custard wasn't too smart when it came to making his last
stand at Little Big Horn. |
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Tracking the thieves via the smart custard
sniffer dog, they were apprehend and taken
into custardy. |
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Speaking of custard filled flak jacket... |
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