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You've not been heard from since 2004 |
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They say he was killed on the M4, something to do with
side wipers |
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No, he was "sideswiped on the M4" by a 42 tonne Montenegrin
artic loaded with pickled walnuts, in a rainstorm, driven by a
drunken one-eyed
Uzbek granny. |
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Happens most days, apparently. |
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