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shotfridge
a cold shot dispenser right next to the ice machine | |
just a fitting on the inside of the freezer door that holds a bottle of vodka connected to a dispenser. It would be easier to set up than a cold-water tap, as vodka won't freeze.
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Once upon a time my freezer's thermostat broke. I assure
you that vodka can freeze and it's bloody difficult to get it
out of the bottle when it does.
But for freezers that work as they're intended to, a good
idea and very bakeable. |
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I thought it would be a fridge that, when the door is opened, would explosively disgorge its contents, possibly maiming or killing anyone standing in the way. |
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(...always wondered why I've never seen beauxeault and dsm in the same room at the same time...) |
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Perhaps a weapon powered by the explosive power of expanding vodka? |
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With, uh, its own Olympic competition! Yeah! Target practice! |
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It'd make the drug testing process a lot more difficult, that's for damn sure. |
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I thought it was a game show where you have to figure out from a police line up who fired a revolver at William Perry. |
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