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Moo Station

 Worktop Milk Dispenser
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Our household drinks a great deal of Tea and Coffee. It always seems to be my turn to "put the kettle on".

Now as I am quite lazy I would like a worktop mounted, refridgerated container which can dispense milk.This will mean that I don't have to make 2 trips to the fridge everytime I make a brew.

I envisage deluxe models in the shape of cows with actual working udders. The Moo Station will have two tanks, so as one runs out the 2nd can be filled. Each tank will have its own timer to inform you when the use-by-date is. Oh and there will be a moooo sound every time you dispense milk (moo can be disabled of course).
—silverstormer, Nov 18 2003

Silver King Refrigerated Milk Dispensers http://www.galasour...ispensers,1,1,F,MX1
They'll look nice on your countertop. [waugsqueke, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       When my father was young, his family of 10 had milk on tap... I want one of these just for the "Mooooooooo"
—luecke, Nov 18 2003
   

       "And we sat in the Korova Milk Bar trying to make up our rassoodocks..."

Yes, it was baked in "A Clockwork Orange", but with human females rather than cows.
—ldischler, Nov 18 2003
   

       Is there a version for goat milk too? Might have a problem with soya milk. What noise do soya beans make?   

       And [Idischler]. What species are you then? Humans usually refer to the female of their species as "women".
—squeak, Nov 18 2003
   

       Yes, that was strange...I should have said bovine females instead of cows, to be consistent.
—ldischler, Nov 18 2003
   

       Goat Milk ones will be available after christmas. Just ask for the Mehhhrrr Station.
—silverstormer, Nov 18 2003
   

       What?
—squeak, Nov 18 2003
   

       Full, Skimmed, Semi, Pasteurised, UHT, Straight-from-the-cow.
Good job you have enough udders in the construction.
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—gnomethang, Nov 18 2003
   

       oh the delight - a well considered, carefully described, genuinely half-baked idea! it feels like the first in days! thanks [ss] a large yeasty '+' for you
—seedy em, Nov 18 2003
   

       "How dare you! You promised me dog or better!"
—Detly, Nov 18 2003
   

       Better than fish milk...
—Condiment, Nov 18 2003
   

       That ain't milk.
—thumbwax, Nov 19 2003
   

       is that really your thumb?   

       *blush*
—seedy em, Nov 19 2003
   
      
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