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Whan the waiter reads the specials for the day, let the roaches help with some singing and dancing. Like, "Today we have a lovely salmon tortilla flambeed with tequila, and garnished with blah, blah, blah,...."( now envision a roach mariachi band on the sideboard). If you can't beat them, you'll just
have to put them to work. Should be used with the Tiny Roach Entertainer Outfits, as well as the Soupbowl Monocle Retriever (coming to a Halfbakery near you soon) . Entry #3.
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Waiter, there's a roach mariachi band in my soup. |
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Bleah. Somebody call the Health Department. Fishbone for anything involving roaches and food. |
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Apparently, someone is following me around with her own flame thrower, (when she's not watching movies, that is!)...heh, heh, heh.... |
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Great. Now the roaches will be keeping us up all night, alongside the cicadas. |
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If I see a roach I'm definately in the wrong part of us and canada |
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Does this work by GM, nanotech, or
artificial intelligence? |
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