h a l f b a k e r yWhy on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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The revolving door bears strong similarities to the tumble-drier. Perhaps they practise on socks until they grow up. |
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don't diferent types of people use revolving doors more often? what would hapen if a kid decided to keep going round and round? would there be a way out if you were in a hurry or would that upset the randomness? |
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Unfortunately biased towards colder urban places where revolving doors are common. For a more universal gateway, consider a toilet stall (or local equivalent), which exist practically everywhere. |
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Plus, you may rid the world of a few annoying people for a few minutes! Every little bit counts. |
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Yup, there are still biases in all these systems. |
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How about using nano-tech? A virus that infects the whole population, and selects one in a million at random, alerts you to their location via radio, and makes them freeze on the spot at the sound of your voice. |
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Only problem i can see if you get infected yourself, and are never allowed to talk again... |
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[sadie] Muahaha! You have discovered my plan! |
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People would complain about civil liberties. |
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a) sedation (poision darts?)
b) transportation to a secret location
c) interrogation
d) administration of a drug that erases all short-term memory+sedation
e) re-release of the sedated indivudual on the same spot they were captured, where they would wake up with a slight hangover. |
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"complain about civil liberties & wake up with a slight hangover. " |
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civil liberties complaints? since when was that a problem? |
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The revolving door will land you a biased set of the population that visits downtown banks and expensive hotels. You're likely to find the president of a homeowner's association that drives a Cadillac Escalade. |
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The toilet will land you drunken college students and average Joe's who aren't particular about using public restrooms. You'll also get people who have to pee a lot, such as old men. You'll end up with a lot of bums. |
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Even the time of day makes all the difference. |
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It's very hard to get a good statistical sample, but never stop trying. |
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