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To lighten up these times of corporate lay-offs (yeah, they got to me in the end, just in time for Christmas), incorporate the pins and combs [thank you, Aristotle] from music boxes into revolving doors, so they generate music as they turn.
Could also use the sheet-fed barrel organ from a vintage
merry-go-round.
Dumpster Divulger
http://www.halfbake...Dumpster_20Divulger
Last-minute Christmas shopping for our currently jobless friends [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]
Higher Learning
http://www.sillyputty.com/
Earn Your Degree [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
NY Brass can do it (my brother)
http://www.newyorkbrass.com/
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Clever *and* charming. Sorry about your job. |
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I think it should play catchy little tunes like "Take this job and shove it" and "I don't wanna' work", etc... My condolences on your lay-off, Doc, I had a similar experience. |
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I have, [bliss]. Huge commiserations, [DrC], I've been there. What happened, did they find out you spend all your time here? |
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It could play "Pop goes the weasel!" climaxing with a random toilet in the executive washroom backing up explosively. |
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/Begining to wonder if anyone here still has a job/ |
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<very small piglet voice> I do, but I'm starting to feel very lonely<very small piglet...> |
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Commiserations you guys. Hope everything works out alright. |
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Just the thought of you good folks being on the receiving end of the corporate broom has given me an immediate and unrelenting 2-ibuprofen headache.
I always hated that call into the office, and I empathize with you.
I do have a question though: If one's head is rolling at a considerable clip, and it should jam up the revolving door mechanism, is the head liable for damages? |
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