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I am really tired of people who brake for no reason, or their reason suck's. For example, people who brake when an on coming car comes or people who rubber neck. My idea is to have some kind of terminal inside the car that makes people enter a reason before the brakes become enabled. If the reason is
not good enough, thier brakes are not enabled. The car would be smart enough to sense a red light, pedestrain xing, or some ass in front of them random braking. Another version would be a voting system. If some jerk wants to randomly brake, then the other cars in back of him get to vote on it.
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So, while i'm about to hit an oap crossing the road, i get to be a two fingered typist ass i type in //granny crossing// and manage to hit granny, only to stop once i've crashed into three cars due to my hunt and peck method of typing. |
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Umm, OK: suppose you're in a crowded parking lot and a child runs across suddenly. You try to brake and the system asks you: Why are you braking? And you panic because it wasn't supposed to do that. And you can't hammer it like you do with your computer when it messes up, and SMASH you hear a loud thump... |
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And another problem: what if the voting members themselves are a bunch of illiterate jackovs with bird-fisted road rage? |
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is:
"oooohhhhh SHIIIIIIITTTTT...." (CRASH!) |
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a good enough reason to merit use of brakes, or will it be vetoed since you're already at a complete stop? |
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Rant + AOLspeak = Fishbone. |
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rant + stupid thinking = fishy |
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Driver training. Simple as that. Pilots are required to undergo routine check flights with a qualified instructor/training captain to check their skills are still up to the mark.
Cars in the UK are requred to undergo an annual test (MOT) to check their mechanical condition. How many lives and accidents would be saved every year if we checked out drivers, not cars ? How many accidenst are attribuatble purely to a mechanical failure as opposed to poor driver technique ?
The idea addresses a valid problem, but the solution proposed is inappropropriate. |
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Superfluous apostrophe in "sucks". |
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Superfluous paragraph in idea. |
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I'd favour a "Reason to drive" system where the driver has to justify why, for their journey to the shop which is 5 minutes walk away, it is necessary to go by car. |
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// I am really tired of people who brake for no reason, or their reason suck's. // |
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If you find this annoying, is it possible that you're either (a) too close, or (b) not paying enough attention? |
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This is probably the funniest idea that I
have fishboned. Perhaps that isn't
saying much. - |
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How about a "reason to post" instead? We could all vote on that... |
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An old favorite of mine :) (-) |
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This has got to be the worst idea I've ever seen on the bakery. It quite cheered up a lonely Thursday evening. Thank you! |
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Better braking without reason than hitting the gas without reason. It is more annoying, but much safer (if you do not stop dead in the middle of the highway...)
Fishbone. |
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Ever thought about when traffic lights are blinking green? By the time you type your reason in the street you are driving on will be littered in debris from a monster 20+ car collision. Obviously giving you a fish that flung out of a destroyed car equipped with this 'catastrophe'! |
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STUUUPPIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!! |
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Hmmmmmm. Big semi flips in front of you, but you cant type "Big crashed semi blocking passasge" fast enough, so you die. |
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wow, this is the worst (unanimously voted) idea on the bakery. |
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Reason for Braking: Kind of - well - AAAAAAAAaaaa!
This is the worst not-supposed-to-be-funny idea on the halfbakery. Not only did you not halfbake it, you didn't buy ingredients or utensils or even wake up that morning.
And if you decided to randomly brake, couldn't you type in a made up legitimate reason? And if you couldn't spell? Or type? Or - oh God, this idea is just mightily insane.
Reason for fishbone: see above. [-] |
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Not even the author has voted for his/her idea. Pathetic. This is the worst idea in the halfbakery with no positive votes. |
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This idea should be adapted to firearms. |
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Do you think maybe the person who posted this idea then abandoned the account, but then started a new one and has got really good? |
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one of the best bad ideas on the site, I would be proud if it was mine! |
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Why has this not yet turned into a list? As in "I brake
for bullshit" |
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