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Wire a computer chip directly into the brain of a living rat, pay him for eight rat-heads in a duffel bag. Rinse/repeat. |
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It doesn't have to be as agile to a rat to kill a rat, just mount a shotgun on it. |
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rats are smart and misunderstood - you should spend
some time getting to know them in their native
environment. Meanwhile you could get your friends to
test that robot on yourself as you scurry around under
the city streets. My home town has some fine Victorian
sewers, and if you survive long enough to emerge in the
wrong part of town, you will think that the rats were your
best friends in comparison to what hangs around on the
street corners here. |
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