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printers are evil. rather like cats, they know they are smarter than you and are determined to break you. fight back:
a kit which can be applied to a number of printer designs. A padded steel box which can be screwed to the floor presenting a static but padded printer for you to unleash a flurry
of Jackie Chan - esque kicks and punches on the unsuspecting Hewlett Packard fuck. Hiiiiiiya!
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"PC Load letter? What the **** does that mean?" |
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Anything that lets me hit the printer that actually says that crap on a daily basis. |
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this could be linked to the jukebox printer so that it makes 'ouch!' noises as you are massacring(sp?) it! |
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It could even plead for mercy... which it wouldn't get. |
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