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thing of being cremated? don't waste
heat, and there willbe asnack for the
wake:longpig flavoured one day the
world will end not with a bang or
whimper but a pop! pop! pop!!
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No idea here?
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The idea seems to be for a coffin manufactured from corn kernels, designed to pop in the furnace and, possibly, be deposited via a handy brushed steel dispenser, into the cupped palms of greedy funeral goers. I'm trying to conceive of a way to facilitate the creation of a useful all corn coffin. Frankly, I can't. |
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JABERWOCKEY never would have posted such tripe. |
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too disgusting to bun, too halfbaked to bone. |
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[BABDERSNATCH]'s English has an uncanny resemblance to
Shakespeare. |
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I like it, and envision a Jiffy Pop-like coffin filled with popcorn and me. The key is to shake it. |
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