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You have a ton of bacteria in your system
and many are needed for your way of life.
For all intents and purposes, many
strains of bacteria are apart of you.
You can save that bacteria in a vial where
it will go dormant but still be alive or you
can revive the contents in a bigger
container
with nutrients and watch the
culture of your loved ones thrive. You
could place the bacteria of you and your
lover and watch the two grow together or
eternally fight.
There are many possibilities for
enhancing a memorial.
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Unless I can somehow infect half of Asia after my death, this seems little improvement on my bodily components going back into the ecosystem via normal channels. Frankly, I'd rather push up daisies. |
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Aah - the eternal flame of grossness. I like - but I'm with the good doctor on this. Can I somehow infect half of Asia after my death? |
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Are LBAF and DC proposing a NerdFlu? |
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Ha! More like an Agin' Flu in my case. |
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I 'spose like your ashes, you have in
your will that you want to infect the
world or the water of a certain area. |
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As for the doctor. All that's needed is
an extraction of a few bacteria, the rest
of you could push up the daisies, hold
down the papers or keep the door open
if that's your wish. |
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With enough nutrients, the new you
could grow into a mold...of any size or
shape. |
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