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<obligatory>Is there something stiff and springy in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?</obligatory> |
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I keep wondering why [senatorjam] doesn't just put rubber bands or women's scrunchies around his pocket linings before he gets into his pants. I'm assuming since he is a "senator" he is so accustomed to people putting their hands in his pocket for all sorts of reasons he chooses not to embarass them by making their hands difficult to withdraw. |
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when you find yourself short of a few bob, a quick search of the sofa can be very rewarding. |
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How about a sofa funnel that feeds into a piggybank? |
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what good would that be? What if you got your hand stuck down there? |
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Pockets have been made with butons, zips and Velcro since those things were respectively invented. You're just wearing the wrong pants. |
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yeah [DC], but you have to make an effort to OPEN and CLOSE them.
[jurist] that elastic band seems like a good Idea |
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This should be done with fabric alone and without a zip, button or sprung trap. The difficulty is the position of the pocket and the shape it forms when you sit. |
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A thin elasticated strip that holds a down-slanted piece of fabric over the back third of the pocket would do nicely without hindering your reaching in. |
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//...or another dimension?// |
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Are you talking about the 12 spacial dimension (the SOCK dimension)? |
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//pants// or trousers even... |
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