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if I am ever struck by lightning I want to experience some measure of
pleasure or at least perceive that I will experience even a nano second
of physical pleasure before I am fried or fried and killed.
This is a shirt that has just enough metallic material woven into the
cloth with a positive
ionic charge to direct a lightning strike exactly
precisely to my nipples for example.
(And or other specified organs depending on what type of garment)
This type of clothing could be good for people that enjoy managing
other peoples pain.
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hmm... opportunistic body droud ? |
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"opportunistic body droud" |
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You'd want to test it first: |
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Van der Graaff generator at the local science exhibit plus tinfoil pasties should do the trick. |
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Tell us how it works out. Video if feasible. |
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Video is _always_ feasible. |
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I like it, but I think you may be missing the bigger picture here.
Just think of the opportunities for cutomizable one-of-a-kind body mod Lichtenberg figure lightning tattoos if you survive, which would be lost if you don't take decorative paths of least resistance into account by going straight for G-spots like that. |
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Where's the foreplay I ask you? |
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Well, you start with 110 VAC... |
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So THAT'S what a nine volt battery on the tongue is... |
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//nine volt batteries are foreplay//
yes exactly |
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All that and more on the next;
~Current Affairs~ |
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right after this word from our sponsors... |
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For Christmas I got a striking new shirt |
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[vfrackis] shows up at the gates of Eternity, complaining to the Almighty "That was awfully quick..." |
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(the [-] that I was going to give, however, is neutralized by the fact that you spelled 'lightning' correctly. Good on ya. If it was an accident, just smile & shut up.) |
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