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correctly identify the pattern on your pizza before consuming. fill out the card on the box and return to manufacturer. the winner will be the first correct entry drawn at random every friday after the competition closes at 11.59 p.m. or pub closing time whichever is the later.
the pizzas are laid
out mechanically and are all identical, the pattern is made up of pepperoni, tomato, green and red peppers and extra cheese. the two sides of each pizza are a mirror image of each other. play now for that big prize.
the chef’s decision is final.
Too easy?
http://www.ltscotla...resources/pizza.gif
[k_sra, Oct 17 2004]
after DrBobby, I love this madman to bits
http://www.xs4all.nl/~fransthe/Blobby/
[po, Oct 17 2004]
Found It!
http://www.toledo-b...blind/Ishihara.html
Pepperoni, Salami, Peppers, Sweetcorn. It's all there! [gnomethang, Oct 17 2004]
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Four different Rorschach pizzas in a row. They all look like breasts. |
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Virgin Mary? I thought she was a cocktail kinda gal.
{that was poor} |
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thats a bloody mary, silly. |
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It looks like... like... the belt dad used to whup me with! Now I remember it all! Waaahh! *sniff* |
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Congratulations. Have a beer. |
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<Notes that k_sra's pic is from a Scottish website, wonders why pizza isn't covered in crispy batter> |
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Croissant for the idea but I would like to extend it if I may:
Having been impressed by the pizza.gif from [k_sra] it occurred to me that I had seen something similar before, namely in the Science Museum in London*
The purpose of this tesserated circle was a test for red/green and other colour blindness. If you could trace a continuous path across the circle or see a figure (8 for example) that was comprised of two different colours then this was an indication of the above ocular failure.
The application of red and green peppers, chillies etc could turn this competition into a wake up call for a visit to the eye doc and subsequent exclusion from the flying corps/electrical company of your choice.
*England for Americans and other Aliens. |
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[k_sra] Its either Mr Blobby or an English high court Judge. |
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[k-sra]'s pizza? Looks like my last girlfriend! |
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[silver], I don't know. I don't see a number eight and it makes me worry... |
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I can't make out anything on k_sra's pizza. I am not very good at my own game. |
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[k_sra]... The sun will come out tomorrow, you can bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sun... |
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A smiling sheep or Sarah Jessica Parker?
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It’s either that skull The Grateful Dead used on their albums or Madelyn Albright. |
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Only if they remove the carrot-esque chunks. |
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that sounds like Jasper Carrot |
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...two cannibals eating a clown, one turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?".... |
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Instead of interpreting the pizza itself, the pizza eater
could examine the underside of the box lid, which will
without a doubt present an abstract, graphic configuration
of grease stains. They could return the box top, along
with their interpretation of the "image" to the delivery
person immediately. |
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