h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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When guys get back after a heavy night out they normal head straight the bog to take a piss. Where by he piss's everywhere, and finds in the morning his ear is being bittern off by his girlfriend who just sat in the piss or his flat mates at the reek of the piss covered floor.
What about some flashing
runway style lighting guidance system to help the drunken bloke stay within his target.
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How about getting a big mostly empty chlorox jug,
painting it glow-in-the-dark, tieing it to a hook on the wall, spout at crotch level, painting a large 'P' on it, and call it "pisser for when I'm drunk". Maybe run a drain tube to the bowl for lazy convenience of not having to empty it. Also can be made out of a houseplant watering can. |
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I never realized that so many people had trouble taking a piss untill I stumbled apon the halfbakery. |
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how about closing the door and turning the light on ??? |
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perhaps the curryhouse should provide the last meal in a container that can be used as an emergency pisspot |
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Don't put a bee on the runway - it might get pissed off. |
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Perhaps there's a new application for [phundug]'s Vomdom as an alternative to this - lower down. |
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