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some men seem to enjoy nothing better that giving your bra strap a playful *ping*; with this garment he can serenade you to his heart’s content.
full size harp with light strings and lacy straps at the back & the garment opens at the front.
n.b. link may or may not open, sorry, you may need
to use your imagination
ping!
http://www.geocitie....html?1062618148060
[po, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
(?) how to play
http://www.web-help...9/images/hmb004.jpg
[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Possibly the worst -
http://www.halfbake...idea/Wrapping_20hat
yet, *best* drawing on the hb [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
These look like they could be tuned.
http://www.delicate...uxxa_st-tropez-body
Maybe NSFW (In that they are of different lengths) [AbsintheWithoutLeave, Feb 06 2008]
[link]
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No offense, but that is seriously the worst artwork I have ever seen. Ever.
Sincerely yours,
DeathNinja
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Looks perfectly fine through an engineer's eyes. I see a woman's back, bra straps, and a harp. The image clears up the question of whether the harp strings make up the supporting link between the two sides of the bra - clearly there is a supporting structure, allowing for constant tention on the strings and therefore a stable tune. |
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One way to stay in tune with eachother [+] |
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Hehe! I don't think you'd want to lug a *full sized* harp around on your back though. |
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What kind of musical instrument would be appropriate for the lower half? |
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hey, I'm not turning into a one-man band <g> |
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Audrey Hepburn would be proud. |
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I don't know what DeathNinja is harping on about. |
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"The way he touched me tugged at my harp strings, and by the second date, he had stolen my harp away, my harp was his forever" etc etc |
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Great way to get harps into a marching band. |
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/What kind of musical instrument would be appropriate for the lower half?/ |
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When working at the Dairy Queen as a teenager, I twanged a coworker’s strap. Not pleased, she tricked me and locked me in the walk-in fridge where the liquid ice cream mix was kept. Drinking ice cream sure was good…mmmm. |
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[FJ] That's like when Chunk gets locked in the freezer with the dead guy and eats all the Swansons ice cream. |
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Oh man. I can dish it out, but I can't take it. |
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I'd better enroll in Failure School... |
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DeathNinja, Sep 03 2003 |
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I think the illustration is surreal and hauntingly attractive, reminiscent of both Degas and Rene Magritte. |
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//What kind of musical instrument would be appropriate for the lower half? |
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(I can't believe there hasn't been a corny "G-string" joke yet.) |
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That link looks to me like the top half of a very shapely backside. Might it be yours Po? |
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DeathNinja, clearly you have not seen the tape-dispensing hat. |
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I'd pay good money for a signed print of that one! |
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I love that wrapping hat drawing. I even used it as an example in my HB FAQ. |
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Ham and Organ? is that one of those newfangled pubs? |
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It's taken you five years to get pinged?? |
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It's a bandwidth issue, [Max] |
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