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Sometimes, my parents try and breed their dogs, but they
are half-assed about it, and usually make the attempted
with whomever is forward enough to breach the subject.
I imagine this is the case with most dog owners, which might
be why some breeds are so inbred.
It might be good if there
were a dating site where you could
sell up the benefits of your dogs, while sully exploring the
dogs mating options. As a benefit this might also lead to
some freaky looking crossbreeds!
I think this is pretty well baked.
http://www.breeders.net/
[xandram, Sep 15 2011]
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I was wondering where I might market my supply of inflatable legs... Just the ticket for nerdy dogs that can't even get a date at a site like this. [+] |
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grammar:// my parents try *to* breed their dogs// |
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Actually, if the breeding was successfully carried out the sentence is grammatically correct, if not specific enough to convey useful information. His parents both try (to do something) and successfully breed their dogs. |
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// I imagine this is the case with most dog owners, which might be why some breeds are so inbred. // |
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The dogs, or the owners ? It's important to be clear about this. |
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// As a benefit this might also lead to some freaky looking crossbreeds! // |
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... with some serious and tragic health problems. Not at all funny, particularly for the dog. |
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Humans engineered Canis Domesticus by selective breeding, and in the process assumed total responsibility for their health and wellbeing. Dogs are intelligent and perceptive companions, capable of reasoning, and are deserving of dignity and respect. |
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So, poor sales on the inflatable legs, then? |
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[8] What's a dog's conception of dignity? And how do
you, as (I assume) a non-dog, infer it? (Not
particularly concerned with arguing the skeptical
point of view here; more interested in hearing the
alternative one.) |
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Yes, what [8th] said. Would pimpmybitch.com be a
better or worse title
for this idea? |
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// Dogs are intelligent and perceptive companions,
capable of reasoning, and are deserving of dignity and
respect. // |
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Most are. Pugs are ridiculous, and Cocker Spaniels are just
f#€%ing assholes. |
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