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Clean the hammer? All this time, I knew I was omitting a
crucial step. |
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An exercise in understanding. |
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When the shell-side's on the outside
(Which, for nuts, would be the right side)
Then the meat-side's on the inside,
(It's the inside that's the eat-side).
If the meat-side were the outside,
And the shell-side were the inside,
Then we'd eat it and be satisfied,
And spit the pit out on the plate-side.
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But the shell-side's on the outside,
And, unless it's on the thin side,
Then the means to reach the inside,
Are ingeniously diversified.
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Scientist, humanitarian, and poet. [The Alterother] is
outdone. |
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//Scientist, humanitarian, and poet// And
eukaryote. |
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You're a coyote? Clever dog - but down boy - we don't like that! |
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...I'm tempted to post "Schrödinger's nutcracker" |
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Frankly, I'm surprised it took this long for someone to think
of that. |
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Funny, I was just explaining the Schro-cat thing to my sweetheart, and attempting to diplomatically determine if she'd drank all the beer in the house. |
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Which led me to Schrödinger's beer - until you look in the refrigerator, you just don't know. |
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