night night tweetie pie! "screen saver"

following the night-night tweetie pie automatic sandpaper scrolling device, the manufacturers are proud to bring you the automatic nap / night-time cage cover for your beloved bird.

sound sensors in the device are timed so that after half an hour’s silence in the cage; no scuttling-around-at-the-bottom noises or creaky swing sounds or “why don’t I just peck the ugly brute on the other side of that mirror?” type sounds or the noise of empty seed husks being whinnowed around the cage sorta noise or little slurps in the water bowl or indeed any form of chirruping, whistling, singing or swearing, then the device silently operates in the sure knowledge that the bird is asleep.

the sensor is attached to a small motor which silently and slowly brings down the heavy theatre type curtains around the cage to ensure our feathered friend gets a good nights sleep (optional extra is the model of a little organist that arises from a pit in front of the cage door to play a lullaby).

you need to wake your bird in a hurry? clapping your hands once or twice will put the cage back to daylight mode.

or ‘tis morning – but soft, what light through yonder window breaks?’ etc and our pet commences singing or tapdancing on the cage floor after a goodnight’s sleep and the curtain rises. it’s a new day.