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We have winter Olympics and Paralympics and daytime normal Olympics.
So why not night Olympics?
An international contest of sports conducted in pitch blackness.
Held for two weeks at dark moon in a remote rural location.
Anyone showing a light is immediately disqualified
The Russians would use chlorin e6 eyedrops
http://hplusmagazin...mage-your-eyesight/
Smoking weed also improves night vision (without damaging your eyes) but they test for that at the Olympics [notexactly, Aug 12 2016]
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Everyone knows that Russian athletes would be fed drugs by Putin's Kremlin that enabled them to see in the dark. |
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How about Oilympics instead? This is where every event has to feature different types of oil as a major component. There could also be Trumpolympics where all of the lines on the tracks and other events are replaced with ten foot walls. |
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The echo-location obstacle course would be fun. |
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And the doubles fencing competition. |
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Will the Winter Olympics be included ? |
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Gotta love that blacked-out bobsleigh run ... |
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Finally sports for the blind. |
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