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maglev meals
a restaurant using maglev technology and completely dispensing with waiters. | |
above the main restaurant area is a network of narrow tracks complete with curves and bends, rather like a rollercoaster, bringing your food piping hot directly from the restaurant kitchen to your table.
the chef clips magnetic attachments to both sides of the plate of food, chooses the correct
destination e.g. table no 6, on his computerised masterboard, switches on the electricity, he carefully balances the plates just hovering millimetres above the track and sends it on its way to you.
below, the waiting customers are treated to the sight of all this crockery whizzing around at high speed and landing with precision on the table in front of them.
Baggers
http://news.bbc.co..../europe/7335351.stm German Resteraunt baked it (except for the MagLev part) [Voice, Apr 09 2008]
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Sounds fun. Final distribution (sorting plates to the correct diners at the table) would be fairly exciting. "Pastry for table 1." |
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Maybe you could send iron-rich foods like liver without the plate. |
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I'd love to see a sizzling balti dish go whizzing around. |
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Yes, we'd like to begin with a round of magna-margaritas please.
And keep'm coming. |
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I'd like to buy that lady at table 1 a bun. Hey, heyyy, Mon Sewer, Mon, No problem, Mon |
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I favor dispensing with the waiters and using a trebuchet. |
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There goes being able to visit your local greasy spoon for dinner, and being able to wake up the following morning after making out with a big, fat blondie waitress. |
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If you're going to exploit a technology, don't hold back... why not maglev the chef to the patron's table for final meal presentation or the reverse as each table's meal is ready for serving? Its a meal AND a rollercoaster ride, preferrably not in that order. |
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//I favor dispensing with the waiters and using a trebuchet// |
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Maglev technology looks neat but looks can be deceiving. |
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All that electromagnetic radiation may release too much mercury from the tuna. |
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