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This app would hook into the lowest possible layer of a cell
phone whenever it's plugged in or when it's told to. It would
generate and play random words in the user's voice into the
phone's microphone circuit as if that sound were actually
being spoken.
The idea is to foil listeners.
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_All_ listeners, including the connected party? Yep, oughtta
do the trick. |
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yes all listeners. It won't operate nor would it work
during phone calls, this is for other times. |
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Ah, so you've re-invented the white noise generator. It's a
human noise generator. |
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Welcome to your new monthly bill. Total call time:
43,200 minutes. |
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//A bit unfair of the NSA to reverse the charges
though.// |
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I really don't understand how the US has let things
get so out of hand. Over here, Scrabble is quite
popular, but its governing body has little influence. |
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The converse of this idea is to make a code using the sounds of pocket change, jingling keys, squeaking chair, and other sounds one might expect if the phone were to accidentally come on in ones pocket. Noone will suspect that truly these sounds encode the plans for the Megaweapon! |
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