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lovelovedead.com
Website hooking up people with similar probable times of death. | |
Based on uber life insurance type statistics. Eliminate, or at least ameliorate the pain of separation, yippee!
When you will die
http://www.deathclock.com/ Heh, I'd like to see someone with a negative date here. [Shadow Phoenix, Oct 24 2007]
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I see alot of "goths" finding true love. |
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"What does it mean, sometime last year? I want my money back." |
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If you survive past your death date, that generally spurs lots of positive interest from other people in the same boat and you can find a date if your partner subsequently croaks. At some point, you're gonna die almost exactly the same time with someone, or die before them. It's a virtual win-win, as nobody ever dies alone. |
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[admin: deliberately drab as a matter of policy, I've moved this into Business: Matchmaking - but I appreciate the author's very poetic choice of category: "Business: Please Hold".] |
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How good are insurance companies anyway at predicting one's time of death? |
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They don't go broke often. Do they? |
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//How good are insurance companies
anyway at predicting one's time of
death?// well, they got mine wron |
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//nobody ever dies alone.// |
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This would never work because it would invariably hook up men with women who are 5 years older than them. |
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My experience with women is that very few of them are prepared to date a man more than 2 years younger than them. And most men prefer younger women too. |
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To prove you are not always right, my s/o is eleven years younger than me. |
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My partner of fourteen years is ten years my senior. My first partner was seven years my senior. My brother's partner is twenty-two years older than he is. His first wife was seven years older than him. It's not that unusual or undesirable. |
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"Hi, would you go out with me? Yeah, tonight. Sure, bring your cigarettes." |
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"Yeah, it's got to be tonight. No, seriously." |
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Ooh, I knew someone would comment on the age difference bit. My wife and I have 10 years between us. We met on her thirtieth birthday, and I was still three months shy of 20. |
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We've been together 20 years now. |
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This would make a good tie-in with a betting site. Or not. |
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Ah, I could finally get a girl. Ah well. Try the death clock. [link] |
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